The Last Girlfriend on Earth: And Other Love Stories, Simon RickIn Center of the Universe, God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long term girlfriend. In Magical Mr. Goat, a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In Unprotected, an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and yet relatable. Rich explores love's many complications losing it, finding it,